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SATIRE — Recently, I have come under attack because I can only write negative articles about Auburn University.

Apparently, people took my last article way too seriously when I wrote about the reasons I love Auburn, which you can read here.

The fact is, I attend the University of Georgia, and I bleed red and black.

I called Auburn out on integrity, honor, character and credibility. The truth of the matter is that almost every single college athletic program lacks those characteristics.

The bottom line is that college athletics, college football in particular, is a very corrupt business.

So, I decided to write a similar type article about why I love the Georgia Bulldogs.

Why do I love Georgia?

I love Mike Bobo.

I love the fact that 11 felons standing around at UGA is called a huddle.

I love the fact that we have had top five NFL talent, but have failed to reach the SEC Championship Game in the last couple years.

I love Mark Richt and his calm demeanor.

I love that we can’t fire head coaches because the Athletic Director is in his first year.

I love the fact that we can point back to what Richt did years ago as reasoning for keeping him.

I love the fact that we have to use black helmets or black jerseys as a gimmick to help win games.

I love spelling dogs: “dawgs.”

I loved all the 12 o’clock games last year which were viewed by a half-empty student section.

I love the fact that we lost to a C-USA team in a bowl game.

I love that our football players think they can drive with a suspended license.

I love the fact that we haven’t played a meaningful game since 2007.

I love our 6-7 record this past season.

I love the fact that after we score a touchdown in the first quarter, our entire team runs out onto the field.

See other things I love about Georgia at Sports with Mike