Since there’s no point in watching the World Cup any more, here are today’s brief predictions.
Germany v. England (10am)
Miroslav Klose returns for the German squad. Expect a return to the form they showed in their 4-0 opening defeat of Australia.
Prediction: Germany wins
Argentina v. Mexico (2:30pm)
Argentine coach Diego Maradona’s declared that he’d streak through the streets of Buenos Aires if they won the World Cup. He’ll likely shed a layer of clothing for every win from here on out.
Prediction: Off comes the jacket, Argentina wins