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Hold Your Breath For Life-Altering Swigs of Internet Glory Brew

Exhibit A: GEMM.com http://www.gemm.com

Complete With: Worldwide Network of Music Stores, Buying/Selling Options, Various Methods of Payment

Exhibit B: MusicStack.com www.musicstack.com

Includes As A Bonus: Detailed Artist Synopses, Alphabetical Listing of Albums & Singles, Pretty and Empowering Colors, Really Cool Site Name

Offers Limited By Steaming Hot Virtue of Good Taste and Sensible Judgement

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LET’S GET FREAKY NOW TWO MINUTES IN

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YELLIN’ AT TEH GIRLZ

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SMOKE RINGS

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I thought I’d end my atrocious non-blogging streak by talking about something music-related, blog-related, and of paramount importance to America’s youth today.

This is the work of the self-proclaimed (and who could argue?) “voice of this generation.”

This is Kanye West’s blog.

"I DON’T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30’S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SH**!” -Kanye West

The top 3 reasons you should be reading this icon’s candid and thoughtful discourse, after the jump…

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[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/1469508[/vimeo]

Ok, this video by Action Figure may be from five month ago; but, it’s a great video to revisit. The song in the background is ‘Sweaty (Shazam Remix)’ by Muscles. For more from this fascinating company, you can visit them at actionfigure.com.

The holidays are here and 2k9 is fast approaching, so here’s a small roundup of everyone’s third-favorite year-end activity: top album lists! (First and second place are claimed, of course, by “drinking copiously enough to make out with a random partygoer at midnight” and “making overly ambitious resolutions you’ll forget before February.”)

Let’s all gather ’round, roast some chestnuts, and bitch about what we would have done differently after the jump…

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[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/1193166[/vimeo]

I great music video starring everyone’s favorite people-guessing game.